Trader Joes Finally Delivers the Frozen Snacks Weve Been Sweating For

Were in heat of summer and Trader Joes newest snacks finally deliver on the frozen goods weve been sweating for. Namely, Ube Mochi, Blueberry Dream Frozen Dessert Bars, and the ones rocket ship three-color ice pops that produce me desire to slip n slide topless down my yard like I i did so as a youngster, but I wont, out of concern with what theyll say about me on Nextdoor. (Her boobs are as uneven as her boxwoods!)
What else is new? Cacio e Pepe Gnocchi in the frozen aisle, Salsa Verde Flavored Corn Tortilla Chips covered in green dust, and Unexpected Cheddar Chicken Sausage. Lets slip n slide involved with it.
Snacks
Chili Pineapple Kettle Popcorn
Among this popcorns main flavors is intense lime oil, that i keep company with a freshly opened bag of Froot Loops. If you value Froot Loops, youll love this popcorn. Nauseating, IMO. The popcorn is spicy and limey, but maybe a whole lot worse, the label on the bag is really as off-center as my, well, never mind. Skip it and adhere to the chile-spiced dried pineapple or mango instead.